How to annoy people :)

Don't you just get annoyed when people do certain things or say stuff. I have thought about this a lot, so I decided to create a list of the things that usually tick people off in general. And maybe one day someone will read this list and STOP whatever they are doing that annoys people. Or use it as a guide. Whatever works for you :)
1- Type in uppercase and lower case (HeLlO).
2- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
3- Broadcast every 3 seconds.
4- Change your status to inform people what your doing (sleeping, eating, watching, etc.)
5- Staple pages in the middle of the page.
6-  Chew food and talk at the same time!
7- Biting your nails.
8- Sing along at the opera.
9- Honk and wave to strangers.
10- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.11- Repeat whatever the person in front of you saying.
12- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
13- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%.
14- Add people on social websites using nicknames (EX: Cutie pie Al-).


PS: I will try to update the list if I thought of anything but  feel free to share any.